Texas Hold Em

{"acf_content":"[Chorus]\r\n           D\r\nThis ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)\r\n \r\nSo lay your cards down, down, down, down\r\n             G\r\nSo park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)\r\n       D\r\nStick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)\r\n \r\n[Post-Chorus]\r\n            A\r\nAnd I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu\r\n     G\r\nCome pour some sugar on me, honey too\r\n       D\r\nIt's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown\r\n                       N.A.\r\nDon't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo, ha)\r\n \r\n[Verse 1]\r\nN.A.            D\r\n   There's a tornado (There's a tornado) in my city (In my city)\r\n D\r\nHit the basement (Hit the basement), that shit ain't pretty (Shit ain't pretty)\r\n       G\r\nRugged whiskey (Rugged whiskey) 'cause we survivin' ('Cause we survivin')\r\n            D\r\nOff red cup kisses, sweet redemption, passin' time, yeah\r\n \r\n[Pre-Chorus]\r\nBm     D      G\r\nWoo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right\r\n   D\r\nWe headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice\r\nBm            G\r\nWoo-oo-oo-oo, run me to the left\r\n     D\r\nThen spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind\r\n \r\n[Chorus]\r\nN.A.       D\r\nThis ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)\r\nD \r\nSo lay your cards down, down, down, down\r\n             G\r\nSo park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)\r\n       D\r\nStick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)\r\n \r\n[Post-Chorus]\r\n            A\r\nAnd I'll be damned if I can't slow dance witchu\r\n     G\r\nCome pour some sugar on me, honey too\r\n       D\r\nIt's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown\r\n                       N.A.\r\nDon't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)\r\n \r\n            A\r\nAnd I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu\r\n     G\r\nCome pour some liquor on me, honey too\r\n       D\r\nIt's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown\r\n                       N.A.\r\nDon't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)\r\n \r\n[Bridge]\r\nD\r\n            Woo-hoo\r\nD\r\n            Woo-hoo\r\nG   G7\r\n            Woo-hoo\r\nD\r\n \r\n[Verse 2]\r\nN.A.      D\r\nThere's a heatwave (There's a heatwave) coming at us (Coming at us)\r\n \r\nToo hot to think straight (Too hot to think straight), too cold to panic (Too cold to panic)\r\n           G\r\nAll of the problems just feel dramatic (Just feel dramatic)\r\n          D\r\nNow we're runnin' to the first bar that we find, yeah\r\n \r\n[Pre-Chorus]\r\nBm     D      G\r\nWoo-oo-oo-oo, one step to the right\r\n   D\r\nWe headed to the dive bar we always thought was nice\r\nBm                G\r\nWoo-oo-oo-oo, you run to the left\r\n     D\r\nJust work me in the middle boy, I can't read your mind\r\n \r\n[Chorus]\r\nN.A.       D\r\nThis ain't Texas (Woo), ain't no hold 'em (Hey)\r\n \r\nSo lay your cards down, down, down, down\r\n             G\r\nSo park your Lexus (Woo) and throw your keys up (Hey)\r\n       D\r\nStick around, 'round, 'round, 'round, 'round (Stick around)\r\n \r\n[Post-Chorus]\r\n            A\r\nAnd I'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu\r\n     G\r\nCome pour some sugar on me, honey too\r\n       D\r\nIt's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown\r\n                       N.A.\r\nDon't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now (Woo)\r\n \r\n        A\r\nI'll be damned if I cannot dance witchu\r\n     G\r\nCome pour some liquor on me, honey too\r\n       D\r\nIt's a real life boogie and a real life hoedown\r\n                 N.A.                      Bm\r\nDon't be a, come take it to the floor now (ooh)\r\n \r\n[Outro]\r\nG                              Bm          Em7\r\n      Take it to the floor now, ooh (Hoops, spurs, boots)\r\n \r\nTo the floor now,\r\n           G         Bm    Em7\r\nOoh, ooh,  ooh,  ooh\r\n    (Tuck, back, oops,      shoot)\r\n                               Bm\r\nCome take it to the floor now, ooh\r\n                   G                         Bm\r\nAnd I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you-oo\r\n      Em7                              Bm\r\nBaby, pour that sugar and liquor on me too\r\n     Em7             Bm                      D \r\n(Furs, spurs, boots, solargenic, photogenic, shoot)\r\n","acf_video_url":"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/shorts\/7qBJZKTZte8","acf_key_signature":"D Major","key_signature_slug":[],"artists":[],"artist_slug":[],"title":"Texas Hold Em","slug":"texas-hold-em","dateCreated":"2025-02-08T16:42:10+00:00","post_type":"song"}